Just so you know.
If you are one of those people who walk up to unsmiling strangers in the street and say "SMILE," you should know the rest of us think you are a tit.
Furthermore, we only smile because we are afraid if we don't, you'll follow us.
posted by Andraste at 9:32 AM
7 Comments:
You just say, 'My father/mother/granny/granddad died this morning, what exactly should I be smiling about?' Works a treat.
FMC - good, but too many words and I don't like to invoke any pity or seem to invite these knobs into my world. I plan to make a short, sharp "SOD OFF" my standard response.
...and THEN I'll smile for them, the twats.
"only when I'm hiding the bodies..." is a reasonable response
I like that one, Kim. I'm sure to use some form of that next time.
God preserve us from the perennially jolly. They use it as a weapon.
worse than the 'smile' people are the 'free hugs' people. You know the way they come up to you with their arms out wide and their smelly pits coming at you. Hate tha'.
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