Bile drought

Nothing in particular pissed me off today. What the hell is happening? I can't seem to access my inner bitch. I am bereft, and lack purpose. Next thing you know, I'll be weeping at Pepsi commercials and...*gag*...wanting to "cuddle."
(dry heave break)
This saddens me no end. I think I'll mix myself a martini and download some porn. That'll bring me back.

The bilious sidewinder known as Andraste will be back tomorrow.