Horse's Ass Pub: I'm gonna need me one of these...

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Some day, I will own a house with a decent sized yard. And when I do, I'm gonna need me this thing.

I'm saving up!!

fatmammycat said...: You mea you're gonna have grounds. You can sweep a yard, but for that thing you need grounds.; 28 June, 2006 17:32
fatmammycat said...: Darn it, add the 'n' yerself, too tipsy to care.; 28 June, 2006 17:33
Andraste said...: I'm tipsy too! Just got sucked into playing a softball game. We won, no thanks to me, though I did have an RBI...

Anyhoo...yes, grounds. GROUNDS! You can't get ice time around here unless you know somebody or want to put up with sharing with a LOT of people.

I want my own ice rink, and I want it now, daddy, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!; 28 June, 2006 22:11
Anonymous said...: That thing'll be the rave till some drunk drowns while using it, in like, 10 friggin inches of frigid water, after going through the thin ice of his/her personal skating rink, or from carbon monoxide poisoning after 'lightin' it up' in the garage. Darwin's rules still apply, wealthy or not.; 29 June, 2006 14:13
Andraste said...: Too true, Lawnslave, too true. And then we can all do a blog post about it, or put him on the Darwin Awards list.

So, one eedjit out of the gene pool, then hours of entertainment and subject matter for the humor blogs.

It's a Win/Win!; 29 June, 2006 14:17