No excuses...
...but a good rationalization goes a long way.
Excuse: I'm fat because of genes, so I'm going to eat this macaroni & cheese because there's nothing I can do about it and might as well start REALLY eating healthier tomorrow.
Rationalization: My body wants to be fat, the bitch, but right now, she isn't. Anyway, I was up at 6:30 this morning working out and have eaten nothing so far today but a banana and a slice of grapefruit. So even though I've got a few pounds/inches still to lose, I'm going to eat this macaroni & cheese because the line for something healthy was too long, and I need to load up on some carbs for my 2.5 mile walk home after work.
See how that works?
Fuck off, it works for me.
Excuse: I'm fat because of genes, so I'm going to eat this macaroni & cheese because there's nothing I can do about it and might as well start REALLY eating healthier tomorrow.
Rationalization: My body wants to be fat, the bitch, but right now, she isn't. Anyway, I was up at 6:30 this morning working out and have eaten nothing so far today but a banana and a slice of grapefruit. So even though I've got a few pounds/inches still to lose, I'm going to eat this macaroni & cheese because the line for something healthy was too long, and I need to load up on some carbs for my 2.5 mile walk home after work.
See how that works?
Fuck off, it works for me.
posted by Andraste at 5:38 PM
1 Comments:
Genius. I do it with wine all the time. I have worked all day! I deserve this glass of wine, don't I?
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