Nostradamus and His Lost Blogging Predictions
Nostradamus Blog Predictions - Part I
Twenty Major and the Order of Phoenix Park!
Twenty Major and the Order of Phoenix Park!
"In the Northern Isles on a misty day of the second month, a tome of potty humor will be born of a drunken rambler. Surname of twice ten, never was there a more smoke stained idler in his province.
And great shall be the cuntification of the many.
Famed in the realm of ether, by equally sodden arse-sitters, he shall inspire such silliness by the lamed hare-woman, who needs someone to buy her Photoshop as this prediction took ages to manufacture. "
posted by Andraste at 12:00 AM
9 Comments:
Un-fucking-canny.
...and the first comment to boot!
What in hell kind of pubes has that Nostradamus got going on there? Is he in some sort of olde worlde village topiary competition?
I Problemamia, predict Amazon will fuck up my order.
When do you leave the US, Sam?
Golly, Sam is right, it is rather furze bush like.
Twenty, the 27th, and land in Dub the following morning.
Amazon fucked up my order and said that they changed the shipping date of Twenty's book to April.
I cancelled it since I can pick up one over there sooner than that.
It's not April, it's a mistake by Amazon. Definitely delivered this month.
Still, if you can buy a copy here all the better.
Not sure how long stuff takes to post to the US Sam, but I'd say it'll arrive before you go. It should pass 15 minutes on the plane for you.
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