Friday, February 08, 2008

Nostradamus and His Lost Blogging Predictions

Nostradamus Blog Predictions - Part I

Twenty Major and the Order of Phoenix Park!


"In the Northern Isles on a misty day of the second month, a tome of potty humor will be born of a drunken rambler. Surname of twice ten, never was there a more smoke stained idler in his province.

And great shall be the cuntification of the many.

Famed in the realm of ether, by equally sodden arse-sitters, he shall inspire such silliness by the lamed hare-woman, who needs someone to buy her Photoshop as this prediction took ages to manufacture. "

9 Comments:

Blogger Twenty Major said...

Un-fucking-canny.

08 February, 2008 06:36  
Blogger Andraste said...

...and the first comment to boot!

08 February, 2008 09:37  
Anonymous Sam, Problemchildbride said...

What in hell kind of pubes has that Nostradamus got going on there? Is he in some sort of olde worlde village topiary competition?

08 February, 2008 10:51  
Anonymous Sam, Problemchildbride said...

I Problemamia, predict Amazon will fuck up my order.

08 February, 2008 10:52  
Blogger Twenty Major said...

When do you leave the US, Sam?

08 February, 2008 11:30  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Golly, Sam is right, it is rather furze bush like.

08 February, 2008 15:47  
Anonymous Sam, Problemchildbride said...

Twenty, the 27th, and land in Dub the following morning.

09 February, 2008 00:52  
Blogger Medbh said...

Amazon fucked up my order and said that they changed the shipping date of Twenty's book to April.
I cancelled it since I can pick up one over there sooner than that.

10 February, 2008 12:16  
Blogger Twenty Major said...

It's not April, it's a mistake by Amazon. Definitely delivered this month.

Still, if you can buy a copy here all the better.

Not sure how long stuff takes to post to the US Sam, but I'd say it'll arrive before you go. It should pass 15 minutes on the plane for you.

11 February, 2008 09:50  

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