Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Today...

Today I shall take the T to North Station, with a vial of cat piss in my jacket pocket.

Delicate business.

I shall need a lot of space. If anyone jostles me, and this vial breaks or spills, someone's gonna have to die.

Make way, MAKE WAY!!!

10 Comments:

Blogger Fresh Hell said...

Precious cargo, Senorita, precious cargo indeed!

09 January, 2008 11:08  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Steady steady, no bummpity bumps.

09 January, 2008 15:53  
Blogger Dr Maroon said...

Which T is it?

Is it the one in North or one of the ones in Station?

What's the catpiss for?

Are you a signwriter now? There's good money in it, so I hear.

10 January, 2008 10:19  
Blogger Andraste said...

No spillage, no breakage. No smellage.

Docky - where you been? Sick cat, urine sample to Dr.'s office, etc., etc.

Haven't written a song since high school. Why?

10 January, 2008 12:04  
Anonymous Sam, Problemchildbride said...

Carry it in full view of your fellow travellers. They'll make way all-right.

How in hell did you collect the sample? Hope Luna's enjoying her final days.

10 January, 2008 15:01  
Blogger Andraste said...

Sam - Believe it or not, it was easy to get the sample. You clean out and dry the litter box, then fill it with non-absorbant pebbles. Then, once the cat has peed, you tip the thing slightly, and there it is, urine in the corner of the box. Put it in one of those syringe type thingies, and bob's yer uncle.

10 January, 2008 15:26  
Blogger Medbh said...

I didn't connect it to Luna's test. I thought that you were trying out a new urban ninja trick to get a hassle-free seat on public transit.

Hope Luna gets more good news.

10 January, 2008 15:31  
Blogger Andraste said...

Medbh - it's an idea, innit...

I'm certainly hopeful for more good news for Luna. She's looking healthier than she has since before Thanksgiving - appears to be eating and putting on weight, seems playful, affectionate, alert - and happy even, in her own little apartment. I'm even wondering, once I get the piss stench out of the couch, whether we can try to let her upstairs again...

10 January, 2008 15:43  
Blogger Medbh said...

Andraste, she may feel more content on her own, at least my experience with our elderly cats and dogs showed that they just want a quiet space to chill out.

13 January, 2008 19:26  
Anonymous laughykate said...

I'm really pleased that the cat pee arrived without spillage or breakage. I'm wondering who would have been more distraught had the aforemention occurred? You, or the person who just discovered they were going to smell of Eau'de Catpiss for the rest of the day?

15 January, 2008 23:32  

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