Friday, November 16, 2007

Rock THIS!

If I ever had to play a sport and the other team did this? It would scare the living shite out of me.

I don't know why I went looking for a Haka in YouTube - I had NO IDEA the New Zealand rugby team did it. Fucking rapid, man.

Have a great weekend everyone. I'm off to hold up a liquor store by sticking my tongue out, slapping my thighs and shouting. If I do this right, they'll hand over the goods, I'm thinking.


Blogger Fresh Hell said...

I'll back you up. I could use a lot of loot of that particular variety at this stage in the game.

16 November, 2007 18:19  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Ha, they do it before every match. Awesome isn't it. When jonah Lomu used to play the very ground shook beneath his feet.

17 November, 2007 12:53  
Blogger ExAfrica said...

You should see my friend Ruth do this after a couple of drinks!

17 November, 2007 14:05  
Blogger DPA said...

Soccer people are fucking craZy.

17 November, 2007 16:12  
Blogger Andraste said...

Hell - Got out of there with three decent reds. I think they thought I was very funny. Whatever works.

FMC - It is very powerful, isn't it? I remember seeing "Once Were Warriors" and thinking, 'shit, if reincarnation is real, I used to be a Maori.

Exafrica - Please do record and post on YouTube. HOpe all is well with you. You're in Maine, right?

DPA!!! I Thought you'd given up blogging! I'm so glad you're back. Soon as I'm sober, I'll re-link. Great to hear from you again.


17 November, 2007 20:11  
Blogger Fresh Hell said...

I went to Trader Joes in Framingham and got out of there with five decent reds and two cases of Chuck (awww yeahhh table swill). I paid for it all, but I navigated the cluster fuck of housewives (and their snot nosed little brats) in a five alarm panic over shopping for their Goddamned holiday life-validation events utilizing Haka tactics. I may have even made one of the spawn of mediocrity cry. They thought I was insane, which was just fine with me.

18 November, 2007 08:50  
Blogger Andraste said...

"Spawn of Mediocrity." Oh dear. I DO like that.

But you brave, brave soul - Framngham? On a Saturday???

We tried to shop in Natick/Framingham last weekend and came out convinced that soccer moms with SUVs make up the 3rd ring of hell. We've decided to do all of our Xmas shopping on line this year. Identity theft be damned, we absolutely CANNOT subject ourselves to that again.

18 November, 2007 09:08  
Anonymous laughykate said...

As a New Zealander, it's fecking powerful. There's different types - friendly (i kid you not) ones, battle ones etc etc. But Jay-sus Dusty I would hate to be the other team. And, fatmammycat - to understand just how stupid I have been when it comes to Jonah Lomu read this (please remember that I wrote this before we got down trou-ed at the World Cup. I humbly ate my words after that epistle).

19 November, 2007 01:32  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Oh LK...

19 November, 2007 13:34  
Blogger ExAfrica said...

I'd record it - but only see her once a every few years - hence the raucous celebrations.

Though do have a picture of the two of us legless on top of a broken chair. Have no idea how it broke?

21 November, 2007 21:54  

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