Friday, December 02, 2005

New low. guys? I only had two dollars in my pocket and couldn't be arsed to go to the bank. This is what I'm having for lunch.

That's bad, isn't it.

EDIT: Notice the halo of light around the can. The White Cheddar...It's ethereal, non?

Edit 2: Blogger is fucked and won't let me comment, so I have to put my thoughts here. Will we never be set free?

Anyway, I've found out how Pringles are made: They shoot potato mash through a teeny tiny hole, at such velocity that it's actually the friction that 'cooks' them.

Disgusting, but I never deny a craving. I've got a lindt chocolate truffle lodged in my teeth just now...


Anonymous stephnesque said...

What's worse is that they are the "White Cheddar" variety. Couldn't even stretch to "Horseradish and BBQ" huh?

02 December, 2005 15:09  
Blogger Andraste said...

I know. It's kinda like your post about the ethereal salad with ranch dressing. White's the new Sour Cream 'n Onion!

02 December, 2005 15:14  
Blogger Twenty Major said...

Couldn't you have paid a tramp to give you some of his poo? That would be a far tastier and healthier option that Pringles.

02 December, 2005 17:37  
Blogger Andraste said...

Pringles are a FAR superior product than tramp's poo. And the tramps in the neighborhood of my office wouldn't drop trou for less than a fiver.

But thanks for your most helpful suggestion TM. I'm honored that the talemaster has visited my humble wee corner of the 'sphere.

02 December, 2005 20:50  
Blogger Brewski said...

Like TwentyM, Pringles are full of shit. Don't eat them.

03 December, 2005 00:50  
Blogger Twenty Major said...

I am very well irrigated, thank you, Brewski.

Pringles are made from cute black and white kittens, Andraste.

03 December, 2005 05:24  
Blogger LindyK said...

I always wondered what they could possibly be made of...

03 December, 2005 11:53  

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