New low.
Ummm...you guys? I only had two dollars in my pocket and couldn't be arsed to go to the bank. This is what I'm having for lunch.
That's bad, isn't it.
EDIT: Notice the halo of light around the can. The White Cheddar...It's ethereal, non?
Edit 2: Blogger is fucked and won't let me comment, so I have to put my thoughts here. Will we never be set free?
Anyway, I've found out how Pringles are made: They shoot potato mash through a teeny tiny hole, at such velocity that it's actually the friction that 'cooks' them.
Disgusting, but I never deny a craving. I've got a lindt chocolate truffle lodged in my teeth just now...
posted by Andraste at 2:13 PM
7 Comments:
What's worse is that they are the "White Cheddar" variety. Couldn't even stretch to "Horseradish and BBQ" huh?
I know. It's kinda like your post about the ethereal salad with ranch dressing. White Cheddar...it's the new Sour Cream 'n Onion!
Couldn't you have paid a tramp to give you some of his poo? That would be a far tastier and healthier option that Pringles.
Pringles are a FAR superior product than tramp's poo. And the tramps in the neighborhood of my office wouldn't drop trou for less than a fiver.
But thanks for your most helpful suggestion TM. I'm honored that the talemaster has visited my humble wee corner of the 'sphere.
Like TwentyM, Pringles are full of shit. Don't eat them.
I am very well irrigated, thank you, Brewski.
Pringles are made from cute black and white kittens, Andraste.
I always wondered what they could possibly be made of...
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