Monday, September 18, 2006


WHY in the name of FUCK can't I sleep on Sunday nights?

Not just once in a while, EVERY. SINGLE. SUNDAY. matter what I do on Sunday. I can be as tired as Stevie Nicks' gypsy wardrobe, tired as Paris Hilton's vagina, tired as Dubya's one, overworked brain cell, I lie there, getting more and more pissed off at my husband, who is guilty only of being asleep, the poor, innocent, slumbering bastard. I'm just tossing, turning, fuming, and thinking, "you fucking dick." How is that fair?

It makes me a very, very cranky little rabbit come Monday morning.


Blogger fatmammycat said...

Poor old ducky, at least it's only one night a week. Although I'm sure it feels like longer. Nothing worse than hearing the other half snoozing gently is there? I sometimes kick the paramour with the back of my heel, just out of pure badness.

18 September, 2006 14:25  
Blogger Andraste said...

Seems a bit whiny to be complaining about not being able to sleep one night a week, knowing what you're going through FMC, but thanks for the sympathy!

18 September, 2006 16:04  
Blogger ExAfrica said...

Hi my name is ExAfrica and I am a blamer. I also have a problem with my husband's sleeping.

Last night had the same damn thing! Woke up at 1:30 - too late for a Tylenol PM. Ususally I have to leave the room and sleep on the couch. Otherwise by morning I'd have gotten divorced, taken the house, the car, the kid, quick my job, and told my boss to fuck off.

18 September, 2006 20:44  
Blogger P1P said...

I get insomnia all the time though my sundays are just like yours. A case of I don't want to go to school in the morning I think. Then again when I do sleep I turn into a viking beserker. I find pillows the other side of the room in the morning.

Ain't life a bitch?

19 September, 2006 04:40  
Blogger Monstee said...

Me always say, tossing & turning am WORST thing for getting to sleep. If you no drift off in 20-30 minuets you need to get up and DO something for 10-15. Me keep multi card type games on puter just for that something. Do little something that get you mind off sleeping, but only for little while. Then go back to bed. Repeat as necessary. Me seldom get to 3 times anymore.

20 September, 2006 00:08  
Blogger deadpanann said...

I used to have hardcore sleeping problems. After spending a night in a sleep lab, I was diagnosed with some ridiculous sleeping disorder that prevented me from falling asleep, then once asleep it kept me from being able to wake up. It was hell, and no matter what I did I couldn't control it. I lost more than one job because of it.

The problem disappeared completely a few weeks after I quit smoking.

20 September, 2006 14:55  

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