Things I don't need in my inbox
No pun intended.
So, I'm getting some interesting spam in my yahoo account lately. Aside from the viagra offers (how do they KNOW I speak German?) and invitations to view people masturbating on their web cams (Yeeeah, no, I'm good, thanks), the latest seem to be offers to join over-40 dating services. Fuck that. If I suddenly find myself single again (not likely) I would totally have a mid-life crisis and get something younger. Not illegal, I'm no pervert, but something ...uncomplicated by age and experience. In boots. Sinewy. With good teeth. A tool belt is good. I'm a simple person.
Holy shit, I just described the construction worker from the Village People.
Think I'll stop here with this line of thought.
Let's look at a video:
Think I'll form a Stranglers cover band. Who's in?
So, I'm getting some interesting spam in my yahoo account lately. Aside from the viagra offers (how do they KNOW I speak German?) and invitations to view people masturbating on their web cams (Yeeeah, no, I'm good, thanks), the latest seem to be offers to join over-40 dating services. Fuck that. If I suddenly find myself single again (not likely) I would totally have a mid-life crisis and get something younger. Not illegal, I'm no pervert, but something ...uncomplicated by age and experience. In boots. Sinewy. With good teeth. A tool belt is good. I'm a simple person.
Holy shit, I just described the construction worker from the Village People.
Think I'll stop here with this line of thought.
Let's look at a video:
Think I'll form a Stranglers cover band. Who's in?
posted by Andraste at 10:13 AM
3 Comments:
you said "inbox".
snitter snitter gnff gnff
I can play the mandolin!
Or was that REM?
Maroon - snitter indeed. I am 7.
Kim - well now, how about a Bluegrass band, covering Stranglers tunes? There's already a Bluegrass AC/DC cover band, they are a RIOT. They're called Hayseed Dixie: http://www.hayseed-dixie.com/
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