Thursday, July 03, 2008

Things I don't need in my inbox

No pun intended.

So, I'm getting some interesting spam in my yahoo account lately. Aside from the viagra offers (how do they KNOW I speak German?) and invitations to view people masturbating on their web cams (Yeeeah, no, I'm good, thanks), the latest seem to be offers to join over-40 dating services. Fuck that. If I suddenly find myself single again (not likely) I would totally have a mid-life crisis and get something younger. Not illegal, I'm no pervert, but something ...uncomplicated by age and experience. In boots. Sinewy. With good teeth. A tool belt is good. I'm a simple person.

Holy shit, I just described the construction worker from the Village People.

Think I'll stop here with this line of thought.
Let's look at a video:

Think I'll form a Stranglers cover band. Who's in?


Blogger Dr Maroon said...

you said "inbox".

snitter snitter gnff gnff

05 July, 2008 06:41  
Blogger Kim Ayres said...

I can play the mandolin!

Or was that REM?

05 July, 2008 08:00  
Blogger Andraste said...

Maroon - snitter indeed. I am 7.

Kim - well now, how about a Bluegrass band, covering Stranglers tunes? There's already a Bluegrass AC/DC cover band, they are a RIOT. They're called Hayseed Dixie:

05 July, 2008 10:29  

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