Sunday, November 20, 2005
About Me
- Name: Andraste
- Location: WALTHAM, MASSACHUSETTS, United States
Keep your fork. There's PIE!
Previous Posts
- Cat breath
- COLLEGE
- GAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
- Thanks, Dr. E-Vil...
- SPIDERY HANGOVER -- EEK!
- Just when the well is dry...
- So much better on holiday.
- Hell-bound
- Nothing to say today
- I googled some odd stuff
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7 Comments:
Jeez, that's some fucked up scary shit! What's worse is that I have video footage of a drunken me doing karaoke in drag when I also had a shaved head.... but that will never air online. Ye gads, no!
The other night, I woke up around 3am to find that my arse had vanished. After an unsuccessful attempt to find it I went back to sleep, figuring I'd deal with it in the morning.
When I did finally arise, my arse was back where it should be, playing the innocent. But for the rest of the day it would periodicaly do a little dance, which I found quite disturbing.I also couldn't seem to get Leo Sayer out of my head.
Finally all is revealed: MY ARSE HAS BEEN MOONLIGHTING, DOING KARAOKE!
FUCK! How embarrassing!
Your arse does karaoke, Beardy? Talk about hidden talents...
If you follow the link in Andraste's post, the comment makes more sense.
Lindy, both of us fucked my day up completely. My contribution? A fucked up sound card that I haven't sorted already. Yours? That post. I started providing my own sound. Just after I'd got out of bed, trying to wake up. Today, forevermore in Brewskiville, will be 'Leo Sayer Day'.
Thank you...its a slow week at work...now me and my coworkers have something constuctive to do...
Is this what the human race has come to? Surely the end of civilisation is nigh when persons unknown can inflict their lip-sync horrors upon an unsuspecting world.
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