The advantage to having a raging hangover on a Friday is this. When you wake up Saturday feeling normal, normal feels fucking fantastic. You know...all things being relative.
Using the same logic I like to kick Christians really hard in the balls, telling them that when their balls stop aching they'll feel really good and can thank the Lord.
Remember the days when all it took to blitz a hangover was a cup of coffee and an aspirin? Maybe an orange juice (with a shot of vodka for good measure)? Right as rain after 30 or 40 minutes.
Now those fuckers take all day - I've had a couple that still had me by the balls into a second day! Getting older is a real bastard....
Word verification - oomiied. What I said this morning on waking with a hangover....
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Using the same logic I like to kick Christians really hard in the balls, telling them that when their balls stop aching they'll feel really good and can thank the Lord.
Well then, thank the lord for booze, because if I hadn't felt so shitty yesterday, the difference today wouldn't be so striking.
I barfed bile this morning...it was normal, for a Saturday...I'm a sucker for tradition...
I remember when I woke up without a hangover. Did my head in.
In that case I am gonna feel AWESOME tomorrow.
Remember the days when all it took to blitz a hangover was a cup of coffee and an aspirin? Maybe an orange juice (with a shot of vodka for good measure)? Right as rain after 30 or 40 minutes.
Now those fuckers take all day - I've had a couple that still had me by the balls into a second day! Getting older is a real bastard....
Word verification - oomiied. What I said this morning on waking with a hangover....
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