When are the Bore-ympics over?

I'm just wondering a few things today.

* Are the Olympics over soon? Two weeks in a row without "My Name is Earl" and "The Office." I'm not sure how much more I can take.

*Does anyone have a positive tale to tell about car alarms?

*Has anyone ever farted from nervousness while walking down the aisle on their wedding day? No, it didn't happen to me, but I confess the fear was 'pon me.

*Do I look fat in these jeans? (Please don't say yes in the comments thinking it's funny. It'll just make you look like an asshole.)

*If the primary reason I don't eat meat is because of factory farming...why does the idea of eating venison gross me out too?

*Does pregnancy feel like a 9 month hangover? It sure sounds like it, and frankly, I'm not sure I'll ever want to put myself through that.

Hmmm. I guess that's all. God I'm bored.