Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Things that DON'T suck.

With mad props to Kristen, on whose blog I found this picture.

I submit: spring training and the return of baseball.

This is a thing that does not suck. Just so you all know that I am not just a hater.

April 11 cannot come quickly enough for me. Silly rabbit.


Blogger fatmammycat said...

Hum, flexible ain't he? So who is he? Baseball, probably Redsox, but who and what does he do?

22 February, 2006 11:16  
Blogger Andraste said...

He's the man. The PARAGON of ballplayers. The team captain and catcher, Jason Varitek. Thighs like an Olympian god, brains of a MENSA. A quiet, strong, intelligent leader, who studies the game, runs the show. He called every single pitch of the Derek Lowe no-hitter a few years ago, doesn't do stupid stuff off the field to land him in tabloids or the courts of law, or mouth off to the press with stupid crap. Plays his game, minds his bidness, has some kind of crazy work ethic, works hard in the off-season to stay in shape, all that good stuff.

A true gentleman of the game, who will throw down when he needs to. Once told Alex Rodriguez "We don't throw at .260 hitters. Now shut the fuck up and take your base."

The women of Boston (the smart ones, anyway) LOVE him. And the men do too.


22 February, 2006 11:28  
Blogger Andraste said...

By MENSA brains, I mean in terms of baseball. He prolly doesn't read a whole lot of high-brow stuff...though we don't know.

Wicked smaht, anyway.

22 February, 2006 11:42  
Blogger Kristen said...

Kinda makes you all warm and fuzzy, doesn't it?

22 February, 2006 12:14  
Blogger Andraste said...

Warm & a little mild.

Hot & bothered, more like.

22 February, 2006 15:35  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this the lesbian chat room???
I think I'm lost....

23 February, 2006 10:04  
Blogger Andraste said...

Anonymous - are you some kind of asshole? You may well BE lost.

You think straight women can't like baseball? Fuck off.

23 February, 2006 10:10  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not saying they can't, I'm saying they shouldn't.
Next thing you know they'll be putting wide screen TV's into Brazilian Waxing Salons. Can you get a "B" instead of the Hitler mustache for the ole'beaver!
There are already high heeled sneakers....
it's a mad, mad, world...

23 February, 2006 10:23  
Blogger Andraste said...

You're just trying to wind me up, now.

"I'm not saying they can't, I'm saying they shouldn't." What utter bollocks.

You silly, silly person.

23 February, 2006 10:27  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's true. You are fun.
Ya gotta admit though, the "B" wax job would be the sign of a true fan. You can wear your khaki shorts reallly low.
It would be the opposite of a Trap Stamp!!!!
Dude, you could make so much $$!

23 February, 2006 10:35  
Blogger Andraste said...

What the hell is a trap stamp?

23 February, 2006 10:41  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't believe you don't know!!! You are going to love this...ready?
The tattoo's that women get just above their ass. Usually seen peeking out in the area of their thong. Also known as an "ass handle".

23 February, 2006 11:17  
Blogger deadpanann said...

He'd look good on me.

23 February, 2006 17:45  
Blogger deadpanann said...

Oh, and Anon, you meant to say TRAMP stamp. Typo.

23 February, 2006 17:47  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

duh, yes, thank you.

24 February, 2006 11:24  

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