Off to Maine for the weekend.

Let's talk for a moment about body hair, shall we?

I have talked about this somewhere else, probably in the comments of some other blog. I suspect it was Fatmammycat's, but I'm all over the place some days, so it could easily have been someplace else.

The thing is...I've recently discovered what a "Brazilian" is, in reference to body hair removal in the pubic region. And at first my reaction was just "OUCH" and "Can you IMAGINE what it must be like when the hair grows BACK?"

But the more I think about it, the more incensed I get. Right now, for some inexplicable reason, it's on the brain and I am FURIOUS.

Now, gentlemen, I must say this: Any man who is turned on by women with absolutely NO body hair in the pubic region is a sick, perverted, pedophile. End of story. Afraid of grown-up women, are you? You want a little, prepubescent girl, don't you, you sick fuck. Don't deny it, you disgusting freak. You should be ashamed of yourself.

That is all on THAT subject.

Anyway, as the title of this post says, I'm off the Maine for the weekend. About 20 minutes outside of Portland (the second best city in the world) is pure countryside. Woods, fields, farms, peace and quiet. That's where I'll be. There will be no posts - not surprising, since I rarely post on the weekends anyway - and no commenting on other posts. I shall be drunk, and incommunicado.

I don't know why I feel the need to post an absence message here. Christ, this isn't WORK or anything.


EDIT: But before I go, have a look at this! Fook'n grrrrreeeaaat.