Friday, July 28, 2006

Ode to Friday

Sing to me, Friday, of quitting time and amiable tenders of the bar
And of the harefooted approach of last call.
Most cherished day, most coveted diurnal course.
Thou has cleft my liver in twain.
And yet my rubicund gaze, in dipsomaniac lust, seeks your indolent heralds
Ere Monday night has whispered its melancholy farewell and slipped its feathered fetters.
Saturday's hangover, your o'ershadowed and vengeful sister, the impetus for the toil t'ward Sunday's indispositions.
You Fucking Bastard.

Y'know them brown things. They come through the walls and stick wires in your head? It's okay, I ignore them.

...and Small Change got rained on with his own .38.


Blogger fatmammycat said...

That was fucking beautiful man, just in, going back out, need to change. Have a good weekend!

28 July, 2006 16:57  
Blogger Kim Ayres said...

Pure poetry. I was moved to drink...

28 July, 2006 19:14  
Blogger Andraste said...

Thanks guys. See what a few boring hours of work and "" can do for one's Friday?

28 July, 2006 19:16  
Blogger Dr Maroon said...

...t'ward Sunday's indispositions.

You're a class act rabbit girl.

29 July, 2006 16:58  
Blogger Dr Maroon said...

I've sent it to Olivia's. Hope you don't mind.

29 July, 2006 17:50  
Blogger Andraste said...

Awww thanks, Docky. Been lacking 'inspiration' lately, thought I'd try something a little different.

I'll say it again, thank God for

30 July, 2006 15:15  
Blogger Kim Ayres said...

You could always write a Blunt Cogs script if you're bored

30 July, 2006 18:59  
Blogger Andraste said...

That's the trouble, Kim. I try...I'm just not that creative.

30 July, 2006 19:00  
Blogger Kim Ayres said...

You're too hard on yourself. You're very creative. You know how to write in an amusing and engaging manner. And I enjoyed On Rude Bastards

31 July, 2006 14:09  
Blogger Andraste said...

Aww shucks. I'm all a-blushin' now.

01 August, 2006 10:36  
Blogger SafeTinspector said...

"brown things"
We're talking paper bags, right?
Oh, please, please PLEASE let it be paper bags this time...

01 August, 2006 10:38  

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