Thursday, November 02, 2006

More disturbing clothing

I swear by all that I hold tasteful and good that I will NEVER, EVER be seen wearing any form of clothing with writing across the ass.

Here's the thing: If you need to draw attention to your ass by proclaiming it "Juicy"...weeeeellllll, you should be prepared to face the possibility that it may not be true.


Anonymous Annie said...

The thought of anyone's ass being "juicy" is rather disgusting if you ask me. Perhaps they are in need of some Pepto Bismol?

02 November, 2006 17:29  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Was it a red/pink tracksuit with white lettering spread across a humungous ass by any chance?

02 November, 2006 18:12  
Blogger Fat Sparrow said...

Maybe it was more of a warning, like the semis with "wide load" across the back of them. Perhaps the person was wearing Depends, and didn't want anyone following too closely. God knows I would appreciate such a warning, while shopping in Wal-Mart. Fucking old people.

02 November, 2006 18:50  
Blogger P1P said...

maybe you could have horse's pub on yours?

03 November, 2006 08:52  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We recently moved to a semi-minky estate, and Linzi and I keep joking that she won't feel at home until she's wearing a pair of those trackie bottoms with "Sexy", "Juicy" or "Pornstar" on the arse of them.


03 November, 2006 09:37  
Blogger Amy said...

Pfft. If you need to advertise your ass, clearly it ain't that great. Mine just brings attention to itself by being on the larger size of average and cute.

03 November, 2006 11:08  
Blogger Old Knudsen said...

What about a line of clothes that says,'No Dumping' or 'cottage cheese anyone?'or 'I am woman hear me roar'.

03 November, 2006 13:20  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

It 9:21 pm folks, I am going for a very long pint of very cold beer.
Have a great weekend Andraste.

03 November, 2006 16:30  
Blogger Andraste said...

IT's 4:30 here...tick tock, 30 minutes to go. 45 minutes till my long, cold beer.


Have a fab weekend yourself, FMC!

03 November, 2006 16:34  
Blogger Foot Eater said...

My underpants have 'jddjzlisiijncwm' on the back. It means 'you'll never get in here, asshole.'

Sorry, that's the word verification I just had to type.

Seriously, my parents used to give me trousers that said 'kick me' to wear to school. It wouldn't have been so bad if my 'parents' hadn't been the Social Services department.

03 November, 2006 20:15  

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