Tuesday, July 07, 2009

The Problem...

The Problem with having to find something polished and professional to wear for a job interview...

...is that no matter what you wear...


...it is abso-fuckin-lutely IMPOSSIBLE to look polished and professional...







...when you have massive fucking tits.

That is all.

7 Comments:

Blogger Kim Ayres said...

Man boobs don't help either...

08 July, 2009 08:08  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Oh dear. Is it just hard to get clothes with a good cut for the bustier lady?

10 July, 2009 10:23  
Blogger Andraste said...

Oh Kim, you guys still have it easier!

Cat - it's not just the clothes, it's that you need a different bra for everything, and it's July so by the time you get to the interview you're dripping in sweat, and there's frankly not much in between the slutty teen look, and corporate dynamo... What can a fairly curvy Gen-Xer wear that's appropriate, yet doesn't say "slut" or "prude."?

10 July, 2009 10:32  
OpenID fatmammycat said...

I quite like dresses with a fifties cut, and very appropriate/stylish for the bustier lady, think Joan in Madmen, rather nice for summer too. Plus with your hair it would look knockout.

10 July, 2009 18:20  
Blogger Andraste said...

Oh I like them too, don't get me wrong.

Doesn't mean I'll be able to FIND anything like that in the shops. And as you know, when you NEED something, that's when you can't find it anywhere. Perhaps I should shop before the need arises...but then I'd have stuff I'd never wear and then I'd outgrow. LIke the size 8 skirt I dug out the other night with the tags still on. I said good-bye to size 8 a while ago, sadly.

10 July, 2009 19:12  
Blogger Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

If there is anything you need to get off your chest don't be bashful...let it all hang out!

10 July, 2009 22:31  
Blogger Andraste said...

Beer - believe me, if that would get me the kind of job I'm after...

But I'm a long way past my roller derby days.

11 July, 2009 01:37  

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