Yeah? Well fuck you, too.

You know when you have a fairly close friend, not a BEST friend maybe, but someone you like, and you see eye to eye on enough, and respect their intelligence enough, that it's easy to make an effort to keep that person in your life, and that friend just suddenly, one day, no warning, no reason, no explanation, just stops being your friend? After a few years of post-work drinks, pub trivia nights, barbecues, dinners, laughs, bored-at-work e-mailing, philosophical musings, the occasional word of advice or favor...that person just stops answering your e-mail, stops communicating altogether, never says why, never contacts you again to even say "I don't want to be your friend anymore, here's why..."?

Well, to that pissbag I say: "YOUR LOSS, FUCKTARD. I have plenty of friends, you lift right out. Put that in your shallow, materialistic, pretentious pipe and smoke it. You suckety suck suck suck suckbag."