Vacation
Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!
Had to top the awful mankini photo on FMC's site.
I'm going to Newport, RI for a few days. Though I'm not a beach person, I married one, so I'll have to deal with it for at least one day. All about compromise, me.
Rest assured, I will not look like this charred corpse on my return. (Here's a tip: Invest in Aveeno skin-care products, as they are about to see a spike in sunblock sales. I'm covering up, and yes, that's a fair amount of canvas.) I'll be in the fetal position under an umbrella, slathering some SPF 5 million on, fanning myself with a copy of Vanity Fair, and whinging that none of the Newport liquor stores stock Cider Jack.
Good times.
posted by Andraste at 2:45 PM
7 Comments:
He's pretty vile aint he? Like years ago when Peter Stringfellow (aging lothario stripclub owner wannbe Hefner never be) strutted down the sands of Cannes wearing an electric snot green thong, I shit you not. I only wish I could find that photo for ya.
Anyhoo, have a very lovely break, mucho kissios.
Going to the beach? Sell out.
Thanks FMC - I'll miss our daily 'check-ins'
Stephen - says the guy who vacations in Florida? Sell out my pale white arse.
hey there outside of a guy who got sued for calling the state of me tourism association a lying bunch of whores your is the only blog I have ever read, and you are off on vacation at the beach, in newport has someone been drilling holes in your grape?
I took a break from cycling only to find you at the beach and no fuckin pete townsend songs on itunes
Mary mother of God. I've eat KFC with tighter skin!
Have a great holiday, Andraste.
Ahh Cider Jack, fond memories of Nantucket in '99. I drank Bud Light for a couple of weeks (despite the fact that I loathe beer) then I discovered Cider Jack and was as happy as a pig in muck for the rest of the summer.
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