Saturday, December 02, 2006

Bad grammar


This is a shout out to the perverted fuckwit who found this blog by googling: "fuck you're horse in the ass."

Hey, you IDIOT.

You're = You are
Your = Belonging to you

Bad enough YOU'RE a disgusting pervert, but YOUR grammar sucks.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hee hee. Grammatically challenged wanker.

03 December, 2006 11:29  
Blogger Old Knudsen said...

Lets hope you're message gets through to them, stupid bastards.

03 December, 2006 16:52  
Blogger Andraste said...

Sassy - It's the grammar that bothers me more than the search. I am unwell.

Old Knudsen - my soul just died a little bit.

03 December, 2006 17:06  
Blogger P1P said...

It's certainly worrying. Although I am nowhere near as worried as his pony should be.

04 December, 2006 08:49  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, that and apostophes for plurals.... There's a beautiful, hand-crafted sign in my local pub for the toilets, and yes, it says "Toilet's". Imagine paying someone to make you look bad!!

Genuine question: How do you know what they googled?

P.S. Do you remember in Sex and the City, Carrie got a thank-you card from Big's new wife and she (new wife) had written - Thank-you for you're thoughtful gift" - made Carrie feel great!!

04 December, 2006 16:47  
Blogger Andraste said...

Hiya Mairead - the site stats button has a feature that shows 'referrers' to this site. Sometimes it says "direct hit," sometimes it shows what blog people came here from, sometimes it just shows what people googled to find me. I think I downloaded the feature from Bravenet - it's pretty interesting.

04 December, 2006 17:47  
Blogger Foot Eater said...

At least he didn't Google 'fuck my horse in the ass'. He was obviously being generally curious, not personal.

Oh, hang on, I don't mean my horse, as in Foot Eater's. I haven't got a horse, and even if I did I wouldn't want to fuck it in the ass, nor want anyone else to. Ha ha, imagine wanting to do that to a horse. It doesn't bear thinking about, does it?

I'll go to bed now.

04 December, 2006 19:52  
Blogger MikeP said...

Since bad grammar is a constant occupational challenge for me (after reading freshman composition papers all this week, I am almost convinced that there is no such thing as grammar), I was delighted to see your post. I will add you to my list of patron saints! Bless you.

The bad grammar I hate the most this week : "theirself" as in "Everyone is entitled to think for theirself."

05 December, 2006 12:29  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least they didn't say fuck you're horse in it's ass.

There idiots. I h8 dem.

05 December, 2006 14:49  
Blogger Kristen said...


This is my biggest grammatical pet peeve. Well, this and the constant omission of the direct address comma.



06 December, 2006 09:59  

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