Friday, April 20, 2007

Requires a glassing

Squirrelly little bastards who start sentences with “I’m the type of person who…” should be thrown on the third rail before they have a chance to reveal exactly what devastatingly original characteristic it is that they think warrants their explanation of any aspect of their odious, twattish, insufferable personality to any available listener.


Blogger fatmammycat said...

I take it is is not yet beer o'clock where you are.

20 April, 2007 13:44  
Blogger Andraste said...

2.5 hours away, Cat. And, yes, the venue and the brand have already been chosen.

I just had my employee evaluation. Went okay, but now I have DT's and I didn't even drink last night.

20 April, 2007 14:19  
Blogger Kim Ayres said...

You know, I'm the kind of person who would agree with that sentiment.

20 April, 2007 14:39  
Blogger Andraste said...

Kim - I KNEW someone was going to do that.

20 April, 2007 14:43  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I'm glad your self assessment thingy worked out all right. Have a lovely weekend.

20 April, 2007 14:44  
Blogger Sassy Sundry said...

Gah! I hate that phrase almost as much as "I would say that. . . ."

Are you reading personal ads or does this have something to do with your self-evaluation?

20 April, 2007 15:39  
Blogger Andraste said...

Sassy - How about 'there's a way in which...'? I need to resist the urge to head-butt when I hear that one.

One and all - happy weekend all!

Now, if the fucker would just get a move on and GET here, blood need not be shed.

20 April, 2007 16:05  
Blogger Manuel said...

Great attitude! Love it. It's not just that you hate people for saying something shit but the fact you want to glass the is tremendous. I make you an honoury waiter! Glassing, though metaphorically, is what we do best.

20 April, 2007 17:16  
Blogger Andraste said...

Manuelllll - welcome to the pub. We are awful, but we mean well.

Don't mention the war!!

20 April, 2007 22:59  
Blogger Terroni said...

I'm laughing my squirrelly little bastard ass off.

20 April, 2007 23:38  
Blogger Old Knudsen said...

I'm the caliber of person that reflects well in a glass hurtling at ones face.

See? I went all royal family, how can you hate that?

oh all sentence structure and punctuation have been removed to protect the innocent.

Power to the people.

21 April, 2007 01:20  
Blogger Dr Maroon said...

Self assessment? What a total crock. I always do dead well in self assessment. Always.

When I were a young feller, we used bottles of Irn Bru from the chip shop. Ask ol' Knudsen if you don't believe me.

For glassings, not for self assessment, that's just plain nuts.

21 April, 2007 09:35  
Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

I don't know, Docs, plenty of people have found their answers at the bottom of an Irn Bru bottle. It's a great mind-loosener.

21 April, 2007 15:01  
Blogger Troika said...

Simply starting a sentence with 'I' is enough to warrant a slap in the nuts from me.

23 April, 2007 07:34  
Blogger Kav said...

Any sort of conversation at all with me is likely to get you killed.

23 April, 2007 11:48  

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