Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Tell me the truth...



Am I crosseyed?

Doesn't matter. Dis here bebe? Cute as a mothefucking button. It was only later, when I learned the use of the middle finger, how to do an Indian sunburn, and that other female children are often afraid of spiders, that I really came into my own.

11 Comments:

Blogger Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

When young cross-eyed Joyce grew up she got herself corrective lenses and launched herself into the world of Rock 'n' Rose?

28 June, 2007 00:56  
Blogger Andraste said...

No, MB&H - Joyce is a set of DNA all her own, alien to the rest of the human race.

28 June, 2007 07:14  
Blogger Kim Ayres said...

Of course not, you're just "differently focused"

28 June, 2007 07:55  
Blogger Fresh Hell said...

You were sooo looking at the birdy just above the flash. Or perhaps it was something shiney and sparkley. Cute indeed.

28 June, 2007 08:13  
Blogger Andraste said...

It was probably a Twinkie.

28 June, 2007 08:45  
Blogger Fat Sparrow said...

"Am I crosseyed?"

All kids have a tendency to appear cross-eyed when they are young. It's just a normal part of the physiology of babies/toddlers. Once the shape of the outer eye changes, it's all good.

"other female children are often afraid of spiders"

That was you?! Bitch. I take it back. You're cross-eyed.

28 June, 2007 09:30  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Eeeeeeeeee, look at your bonny cheeks. Too cute!
I don't think you're cross-eyed, just focused on something that clearly tickled you pink.

28 June, 2007 10:16  
Blogger Sassy Sundry said...

Cute!

Indian sunburns are an essential skill

28 June, 2007 11:04  
Blogger Auntie Scotch said...

ooooo....adorable! I've been obsessed lately that my left eye droops a bit although apparently I'm the only one who can see it - convinced I had a small stroke or my mother dropped me on my head as a baby, but she won't fess up.

28 June, 2007 16:23  
Blogger Old Knudsen said...

Look at me when I'm talking to you, anyway its Native American sunburn or chinese burn as we Brits call it and VD is called the French man's diease, you have to be PC about these things.

28 June, 2007 22:24  
Blogger EmmaK said...

You are not crosseyed...you look absolutely gorgeous!

29 June, 2007 11:01  

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