Tell me the truth...
Am I crosseyed?
Doesn't matter. Dis here bebe? Cute as a mothefucking button. It was only later, when I learned the use of the middle finger, how to do an Indian sunburn, and that other female children are often afraid of spiders, that I really came into my own.
posted by Andraste at 6:16 PM
11 Comments:
When young cross-eyed Joyce grew up she got herself corrective lenses and launched herself into the world of Rock 'n' Rose?
No, MB&H - Joyce is a set of DNA all her own, alien to the rest of the human race.
Of course not, you're just "differently focused"
You were sooo looking at the birdy just above the flash. Or perhaps it was something shiney and sparkley. Cute indeed.
It was probably a Twinkie.
"Am I crosseyed?"
All kids have a tendency to appear cross-eyed when they are young. It's just a normal part of the physiology of babies/toddlers. Once the shape of the outer eye changes, it's all good.
"other female children are often afraid of spiders"
That was you?! Bitch. I take it back. You're cross-eyed.
Eeeeeeeeee, look at your bonny cheeks. Too cute!
I don't think you're cross-eyed, just focused on something that clearly tickled you pink.
Cute!
Indian sunburns are an essential skill
ooooo....adorable! I've been obsessed lately that my left eye droops a bit although apparently I'm the only one who can see it - convinced I had a small stroke or my mother dropped me on my head as a baby, but she won't fess up.
Look at me when I'm talking to you, anyway its Native American sunburn or chinese burn as we Brits call it and VD is called the French man's diease, you have to be PC about these things.
You are not crosseyed...you look absolutely gorgeous!
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