Thursday, September 29, 2005

One weekend



Okay, this is cheap, I know. I just like it. I wish I was the guy on the right. I think it's Millar, but his hair changes more than a girl's, so you never know. It might be Carson from QE. Who cares? I think it's hilarious.

The point, people, the POINT, is that I really can't post about anything else today, because the Sox are all that's on my mind.

How many games have we watched this year and it all comes down to one weekend. One three-game series. Against the Yankees.

Fuck's sake.

Everybody got their Mylanta?



EDIT: DUH! That's clearly NOT Carson. Look at the forearm on that. Definitely a teammate. Of Tek's, not Carson's, get your fucking minds out of the gutter.

17 Comments:

Blogger charlie said...

Greetings from Scotland. Good blog! First smile I've managed all day :o) Keep kneeing the bastards in the groin!

30 September, 2005 11:44  
Blogger Father of 3 said...

Andraste ..if it's ok with Muff Diver, I'd like to wish your Sox luck this weekend. It's gonna be a great baseball weekend.

30 September, 2005 11:46  
Blogger Andraste said...

Thanks, Charlie, welcome aboard the Andraste roller coaster of spleen. Here's your napkin. Hope your clothes are wash & wear.

Fof3 - The way they've been playing, we need all the luck we can get. If it comes from the vicinity of NY, all the better!

30 September, 2005 11:49  
Blogger T. Leach said...

Probably that piece of shit Millar. I hate that fucker. Maybe tonight he'll pull Wang (Chien men or whateverthehell his name is).

Thank God for Papi, man. That guy is clutch.

As always, it's going to come down to pitching.

30 September, 2005 12:37  
Blogger El Barbudo said...

Hey Charlie - why don't you allow any fucking comments on your site?

Sorry Andraste, where are my manners? Nice fucking blog you have here...

30 September, 2005 12:41  
Blogger Andraste said...

el barbudo! Welcome aboard and thanks.

The burning question, though. ARE YOU BALL BAG???

30 September, 2005 12:48  
Blogger Andraste said...

I've defended Millar in the past, but if it turns out he's the one who's pissing and moaning about Schill, then I will gladly desert my post as a Kev-defender.

Plus, the fucker's gotta hit.

Pitching...I am very afraid. Well, I like Papelbon, but the rest of them scare the bejeezus outta me!

30 September, 2005 12:49  
Blogger tgic said...

I'm betting on Millar as well. He's a touchy kind of guy. I wish that were my hand, though. ::sigh::

30 September, 2005 13:15  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fantastic sh*t, Andraste. Saw you found the Rally Babies, welcome. You might like this tongue-in-cheek blog: http://www.livejournal.com/community/gayingupsports/

Your sweet Millar (I believe) on Varitek photo appears.

30 September, 2005 13:29  
Blogger mrshife said...

Go Sox go.
Good luck this weekend. I hope you survive.

30 September, 2005 14:09  
Blogger Andraste said...

Me too, mrshife, me too.

Not sure I have the stomach for this weekend at all, but I will watch every fucking pitch. I should seek help.

30 September, 2005 18:55  
Blogger El Barbudo said...

I hate to disappoint but:

I AM NOT BALL FUCKING BAG!

I'm sure he's got enough fucking noteriety to not have to pretend he's some other cunt.

01 October, 2005 05:59  
Blogger Andraste said...

OKAY, OKAY!!!!

Didn't see any of your earlier denials until I asked it here.

Had to, you see. He's been myteriously absent from Emerald Bile, and someone insinuated...

I guess I'm suggestible.

01 October, 2005 10:22  
Blogger Kristen said...

It's Millar. I've had that pic in my photobucket account for weeks. And I can honestly say that before that picture I've never actually wanted to BE Kevin Millar, but now...

Would like to have a drink with him, though. Wouldn't he be the rest person to go to a strip club with? Somehow, this must happen.

03 October, 2005 10:06  
Blogger mrshife said...

Well you are in. Now the real stress begins.

03 October, 2005 13:24  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey man, I saw Carson in person on a plane (in first class, natch) and his forearms are not to be sneered at. I mean what else could he possibly spend his time on when not honing his wardrobe if not honing his body?!

Uh, don't answer that!
G

03 October, 2005 18:55  
Blogger tgic said...

"O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that cheek!"

:)

04 October, 2005 11:42  

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