Get a real job, you cunt.
All of my e-mail accounts are filled with offers for cheap viagra. All of them. They've taken over where penis enlargement spam left off.
If I ever meet someone who says to me, "I sell pharmaceuticals over the internet," I will punch him right in the neck.
...I think that's it for the day.
EDIT: I lied. That is not all for the day. A friend just sent me this, and it's just brilliant. Thanks, Mrs. Pea!
If I ever meet someone who says to me, "I sell pharmaceuticals over the internet," I will punch him right in the neck.
...I think that's it for the day.
EDIT: I lied. That is not all for the day. A friend just sent me this, and it's just brilliant. Thanks, Mrs. Pea!
posted by Andraste at 1:46 PM
13 Comments:
Believe it or not, they are actually being challanged by that stupid church over their url, threatening letters from cross lawyers have been exchanged. Seems scientologists, as well as being nuts, don't have a sense of humour either.
Wha' cunts, aye?
Aye! Frankly Tom Cruise scares the pants off me these days, he is so freaking manic. I never really understood his mass appeal, but to see him just blow it by acting so nuts, wow, it's like watching a really horrific traincrash. I still cannot watch that Oprah sofa scene in full, not without wondering where the chaps with the white coat were standing.
Gotta run, PJs and Telly night, God I feel old somedays.
You may also like this then
http://mirror.randomfoo.net/memes/2005/06/Tom_Cruise_Kills_Oprah.mov
Apparently Tom scares the pants off Katie too... (sorry, couldn't resist!) I don't even want to imagine what their offspring is going to turn out like... aack!
Andraste, both your links (yesterday's tumbling George and today's terrifying Tom) were immensely entertaining!
I'd still do him though. Pockets sized as he is
Does that make me a bad person?
No, but...wait for it...small joke coming...you're in the MINORity!!!
Baaaaahhhhh
I am too depressed to write. My basball season is over. Thank God for football. Oh wait, my team sucks in that too. Shit. Maybe I should get into the WNBA.
Yeah, sorry about that, Cap'n. But remember that bit in Barfly where Henry says something like..."well, no money, no job, no woman, no prospects...back to normal." That's how I felt when the Sox got bounced.
I feel your pain....
I could have a million bucks too, with all of the payday loan spams i get too...
doing Tom Cruise? I'd sooner stab my eyes into a pile of mush with toothpicks...!!
and speaking of spammers, let's see how much mercy you have on mankind by how much you laugh at the following article:
http://tech.monstersandcritics.com/news/article_1037230.php/Russian_spam_king_found_dead
- Rachy
Rachy, where you been?
yes, saw that article a while back. Didn't you send it once before?
I think we had a little exchange about the wonder of karma...
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