Thursday, October 20, 2005

Get a real job, you cunt.

All of my e-mail accounts are filled with offers for cheap viagra. All of them. They've taken over where penis enlargement spam left off.

If I ever meet someone who says to me, "I sell pharmaceuticals over the internet," I will punch him right in the neck.

...I think that's it for the day.

EDIT: I lied. That is not all for the day. A friend just sent me this, and it's just brilliant. Thanks, Mrs. Pea!


Blogger fatmammycat said...

Believe it or not, they are actually being challanged by that stupid church over their url, threatening letters from cross lawyers have been exchanged. Seems scientologists, as well as being nuts, don't have a sense of humour either.

20 October, 2005 13:37  
Blogger Andraste said...

Wha' cunts, aye?

20 October, 2005 13:38  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Aye! Frankly Tom Cruise scares the pants off me these days, he is so freaking manic. I never really understood his mass appeal, but to see him just blow it by acting so nuts, wow, it's like watching a really horrific traincrash. I still cannot watch that Oprah sofa scene in full, not without wondering where the chaps with the white coat were standing.
Gotta run, PJs and Telly night, God I feel old somedays.

20 October, 2005 13:58  
Anonymous Rob said...

You may also like this then

20 October, 2005 18:32  
Blogger LindyK said...

Apparently Tom scares the pants off Katie too... (sorry, couldn't resist!) I don't even want to imagine what their offspring is going to turn out like... aack!

Andraste, both your links (yesterday's tumbling George and today's terrifying Tom) were immensely entertaining!

20 October, 2005 18:33  
Blogger Me said...

I'd still do him though. Pockets sized as he is

Does that make me a bad person?

20 October, 2005 18:56  
Blogger Andraste said...

No, but...wait for it...small joke're in the MINORity!!!


20 October, 2005 19:00  
Blogger mrshife said...

I am too depressed to write. My basball season is over. Thank God for football. Oh wait, my team sucks in that too. Shit. Maybe I should get into the WNBA.

20 October, 2005 19:54  
Blogger Andraste said...

Yeah, sorry about that, Cap'n. But remember that bit in Barfly where Henry says something like..."well, no money, no job, no woman, no prospects...back to normal." That's how I felt when the Sox got bounced.

20 October, 2005 20:01  
Blogger LBseahag said...

I feel your pain....

I could have a million bucks too, with all of the payday loan spams i get too...

20 October, 2005 21:14  
Blogger coffee and cigarettes said...

doing Tom Cruise? I'd sooner stab my eyes into a pile of mush with toothpicks...!!

25 October, 2005 11:47  
Blogger coffee and cigarettes said...

and speaking of spammers, let's see how much mercy you have on mankind by how much you laugh at the following article:

- Rachy

25 October, 2005 11:51  
Blogger Andraste said...

Rachy, where you been?

yes, saw that article a while back. Didn't you send it once before?

I think we had a little exchange about the wonder of karma...

25 October, 2005 12:04  

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