Friday, December 30, 2005

Hey, don't inflict your bad taste on me, muthafucka!

No secret, I have issues with gaudy or stupid holiday lawn displays. Excessive lights are one thing, but those idiotic blow up Santas or Christmas trees or present opening puppies or snowmen or whatever else...for some reason, they irritate the crap out of me.

But they pale in comparison to some of the sick shit found here.

That'll probably do it for me until I'm back from vacation.

So Happy New Year, everyone! Let's get pissed, shall we?


Blogger E.L. Wisty said...

Well that setup you had in the link was truly horrible. Did someone think it looks like reindeer??

Happy New Year!

30 December, 2005 19:21  
Blogger Andraste said...

Welcome to my little corner of purgatory, e.l.w.

Anyone who has a picture of Peter Cook in the profile, and lists the original Bedazzled as a favorite movie...this person is a friend of mine!

Oh, and from Finland? It's a trifecta.

30 December, 2005 20:09  
Blogger Binty McShae said...

Those who overdo the Christmas decor are cunts to a man (or woman). And that is all I have to say on the subject. Except, Happy fuckin' New Year, m'dear!

31 December, 2005 03:33  
Blogger mrshife said...

That first picture in that link is fucked up.
Happy New Year to you and getting pissed sounds like a lovely plan.

31 December, 2005 03:52  
Blogger hungbunny said...

Be grateful you don't live in Berkshire:

31 December, 2005 12:00  
Blogger Kim Ayres said...

Happy New Year Andraste!

01 January, 2006 08:13  
Blogger Dr Maroon said...

"Hey, don't inflict your bad taste on me, muthafucka!"

I truly and utterly can't believe that that, is how you introduced your first post of the New Year !
I was showing my "MOM" how to work her new commuter, and thought I would be safe with you…
How wrong can you be?
She's now taken the refund and bought herself a very nice German cappuccino maker. I think it is the same firm that made the gas vans, so we're talking quality. (They don't like reminding, the Germans, and Japs, but what are you going to do? We can't lie! They did it! I'm drunk as a skunk! Forgive me)

Lots of love AHK Maroon,

01 January, 2006 11:39  
Blogger Andraste said...

Oh, poor thing. You thought it would be safe to show your mom the blog of the person who at one point called you a fuckbag.

Tch. I can't help you.

Happy New Year, you poor, deluded bahstid.

01 January, 2006 12:25  
Blogger Foot Eater said...

Andraste, you rock. You fucking rock. Where's your pub? I've scoured West Essex tonight and can't find it anywhere.

Word Verification requires 'puroed', which is how my brain is feeling.

01 January, 2006 19:22  
Blogger LBseahag said...

I couldn't wait to tell you this!

I got a new pair of crocs without the red...

apparently, they are made in boulder, co...i went home to denver, and everyone and their mother wears em...

it kinda ruined it for me...

02 January, 2006 16:16  
Anonymous SexyBeauty said...

I just love all the kitch Christmas lights, the more over the top the better! (but not next door to me - am a closet NIMBY) - the Santas, the Snowmen, bring it on. It makes me believe that there are loadsa people who just don't give a flying fuck about good taste - hurrah!

03 January, 2006 10:58  
Blogger SafeTinspector said...

The ones that got me this year were the animated ones that didn't make sense.
Reindeer repeatedly peeking out of a chimney? What story did that shit come from?!?
A penguin popping out the top of an igloo? What, is it escaping an Innuit's cooking pot?


05 January, 2006 23:17  

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