I resolve...
I swear too much. Not just here, but in real life? Mouth like a sewer.
I hereby resolve to swear less in real life. Which means, and I'm not sure of this, but it seems likely, that my language here may end up having to take up the slack. I apologize in advance for those with delicate sensibilities. But let's face it, if you were THAT delicate, how would you have ended up reading this blog in the first place? By googling "things that will offend my delicate sensibilities," perhaps?
That'd be about it. My only resolution for 2006. I don't generally make resolutions and it would be stupid to make any promises concerning working out more, drinking less, or eating less junk. The whole reason I work out 5 times a week is so that I CAN eat whatever fucking crap I like without getting fat. And the drinking's on a downward cycle as it is. I don't drink during the work week, which means my tolerance is lower, which means I suffer more violent hangovers on the weekends when I DO drink, which means that it's a longer time before I drink again, which means a lower tolerance, which means...you get the picture.
shitpissfuckcuntwankdamnfuckdicktwatfuckshit....there, I said it.
I hereby resolve to swear less in real life. Which means, and I'm not sure of this, but it seems likely, that my language here may end up having to take up the slack. I apologize in advance for those with delicate sensibilities. But let's face it, if you were THAT delicate, how would you have ended up reading this blog in the first place? By googling "things that will offend my delicate sensibilities," perhaps?
That'd be about it. My only resolution for 2006. I don't generally make resolutions and it would be stupid to make any promises concerning working out more, drinking less, or eating less junk. The whole reason I work out 5 times a week is so that I CAN eat whatever fucking crap I like without getting fat. And the drinking's on a downward cycle as it is. I don't drink during the work week, which means my tolerance is lower, which means I suffer more violent hangovers on the weekends when I DO drink, which means that it's a longer time before I drink again, which means a lower tolerance, which means...you get the picture.
shitpissfuckcuntwankdamnfuckdicktwatfuckshit....there, I said it.
posted by Andraste at 2:00 PM
12 Comments:
May I suggest you spend less time behind the wheel of your truck then?
This ought to be interesting.
hehehe.
xoxo
Yup,first signs of getting old.
I don't think your immune system dumped you for swearing too much...try giving up (or taking up for that matter) some other habit.
Am I the only one to realize that you clearly need to drink more?
I don't think you'll be the only person who uses their blog as an outlet for saying things it's harder to get away with in the non-internet world.
I think you should resolve to swear more.
I resolve to stop eating pinapple.
This is fucking bullshit. Just saying.
I give it a week
I still love the way you use the word "cunting."
just beat your liver into submission like me
JB28, yes, most Americans do find the word really offensive. Most don't associate it with the British usage, and only think of vaginas when they hear it. It's really just about the rudest thing anyone can call a woman here, for that reason. Some Americans who have a lot of Brit friends, or who even follow Brit TV or culture in any way, hear it in the other context, when used to castigate any idiotic or joyless person, male or female, and think it's pretty funny. I used to find it really offensive and crude, but I find once you get used to it, and see it in all its glory, it's a very funny word. Maybe because in some ways it still holds shock value, or 'punch.'
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