Friday, July 27, 2007

50 word story

Concept blatantly ripped off from FOOT EATER. My attempt at a 50 word short story, minus the title:
Sweets for the Sweet.
“Hurry up and get in here, you miserable old whore,” the mad bastard with no taste buds shouted. “And bring some of those extra large Tootsie Rolls, too.”

”I’ll be there in just a minute, dear,” she replied, gingerly touching her black eye. “Just need to scoop the litter box.”


Blogger Mary Witzl said...

Great story.

I'd be happy to contribute some of my cat's tootsie rolls if she runs out of them.

27 July, 2007 18:07  
Blogger Fat Sparrow said...

Why do none of the bloggers I know write happy stories? Oh yeah, that's right, because I'd slag them off.

Excellent story.

28 July, 2007 02:32  
Blogger gimme a minute said...

Like a haiku. But without the mindless mindlessness.

Great job.

28 July, 2007 08:46  
Blogger Kim Ayres said...

I've about half a dozen blog entries that are less than 50 words. Do they count?

28 July, 2007 11:41  
Blogger Manuel said...

Excellent, send it Brett Easton Ellis, tell him that's how it's done...

29 July, 2007 19:15  
Blogger Old Knudsen said...

I got the clap from Footeater.

30 July, 2007 14:10  

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