Saturday, January 14, 2006

Quick note to the owners of Om

Hi - just a quick question.

If you're going to have a Buddhist themed restaurant, in a location with the hippie content of Harvard Square, does it make sense that EVERY SINGLE THING on your menu is meat?

12 Comments:

Blogger Sterculian Rhetoric said...

Drāno contains the caustic alkali sodium hydroxide, which hydrolyzes and dissolves the fat-based substances that clog pipes. The crystal form is composed of Sodium Hydroxide, Sodium Nitrate, Sodium Chloride, and Aluminum.

It is not an acidic liquid! The exact opposite in fact! I suggest that if your essence is to be an acidic liquid, it should be 18 molar sulphuric acid. This would give you a dissolving personality indeed!

The Buddha has no problem with non-veg comestibles. To have all non-veg on the menu seems a tad much though.

14 January, 2006 16:37  
Blogger Andraste said...

tnuc - did you get beat up a lot in school?

14 January, 2006 17:33  
Blogger Dr Maroon said...

Sulphuric acid is most corrosive at 77% aqueus dilution.

maybe, mmm, maybe they're OMnivorous! Snitter snitter.

14 January, 2006 18:30  
Blogger El Barbudo said...

Andraste, a new online comic strip – Blunt Cogs – is underway and could star you, if you want to create a cartoon version of yourself and/or fancy writing a strip or 2. Visit http://bluntcogs.blogspot.com/ for more details

15 January, 2006 12:09  
Blogger Andraste said...

Oh, Beardy, what fun! I've made up a little character on the South Park page, but I have yet to figure out how to save it, and manipulate it into a cartoon. Right now, sadly, I have some freelance work going and I need the money too badly to spend time on fun today. I'll see if I can get this crap work done and spend more time on this fun stuff later. Stay tuned.

15 January, 2006 14:44  
Blogger El Barbudo said...

You have to use the Print Screen function on your keyboard then paste it into a photo/drawing programme and crop it to size. Then save as a gif or jpg and send it to Kim

15 January, 2006 17:42  
Blogger Binty McShae said...

I had intended to attempt a witty comment, but having read all the above... far too serious and scientific for me on a monday morning.

WV: cuggy - how I feel when bombarded with science on a monday morning!

16 January, 2006 01:39  
Blogger Sterculian Rhetoric said...

Interesting question Andraste! If I recall correctly, there was a gentleman who was prone to pugilism, lo those many years ago. He now rents one of my slum dwellings with his daughter. She being a rather pulchritudinous little snippet with a talent for fellation I've discovered.
What goes around, comes around.

16 January, 2006 10:37  
Blogger Chris Cope said...

Maybe "Om" stands for "Oh, meat!"

16 January, 2006 11:47  
Blogger Jokemail said...

Hi Andraste, I thought you would find my joke posting today particularly interesting, considering the title of your Blog.

http://jokemail.blogspot.com/2006/01/weve-always-done-it-this-way.html
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17 January, 2006 03:31  
Blogger Andraste said...

tnuc - excellent. So...do you give the girl and/or her dad a break on the rent? I mean...for services rendered?

17 January, 2006 11:39  
Blogger Sterculian Rhetoric said...

Yes !

17 January, 2006 13:05  

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