Saturday, January 14, 2006

Quick note to the owners of Om

Hi - just a quick question.

If you're going to have a Buddhist themed restaurant, in a location with the hippie content of Harvard Square, does it make sense that EVERY SINGLE THING on your menu is meat?


Blogger Sterculian Rhetoric said...

Drāno contains the caustic alkali sodium hydroxide, which hydrolyzes and dissolves the fat-based substances that clog pipes. The crystal form is composed of Sodium Hydroxide, Sodium Nitrate, Sodium Chloride, and Aluminum.

It is not an acidic liquid! The exact opposite in fact! I suggest that if your essence is to be an acidic liquid, it should be 18 molar sulphuric acid. This would give you a dissolving personality indeed!

The Buddha has no problem with non-veg comestibles. To have all non-veg on the menu seems a tad much though.

14 January, 2006 16:37  
Blogger Andraste said...

tnuc - did you get beat up a lot in school?

14 January, 2006 17:33  
Blogger Dr Maroon said...

Sulphuric acid is most corrosive at 77% aqueus dilution.

maybe, mmm, maybe they're OMnivorous! Snitter snitter.

14 January, 2006 18:30  
Blogger El Barbudo said...

Andraste, a new online comic strip – Blunt Cogs – is underway and could star you, if you want to create a cartoon version of yourself and/or fancy writing a strip or 2. Visit for more details

15 January, 2006 12:09  
Blogger Andraste said...

Oh, Beardy, what fun! I've made up a little character on the South Park page, but I have yet to figure out how to save it, and manipulate it into a cartoon. Right now, sadly, I have some freelance work going and I need the money too badly to spend time on fun today. I'll see if I can get this crap work done and spend more time on this fun stuff later. Stay tuned.

15 January, 2006 14:44  
Blogger El Barbudo said...

You have to use the Print Screen function on your keyboard then paste it into a photo/drawing programme and crop it to size. Then save as a gif or jpg and send it to Kim

15 January, 2006 17:42  
Blogger Binty McShae said...

I had intended to attempt a witty comment, but having read all the above... far too serious and scientific for me on a monday morning.

WV: cuggy - how I feel when bombarded with science on a monday morning!

16 January, 2006 01:39  
Blogger Sterculian Rhetoric said...

Interesting question Andraste! If I recall correctly, there was a gentleman who was prone to pugilism, lo those many years ago. He now rents one of my slum dwellings with his daughter. She being a rather pulchritudinous little snippet with a talent for fellation I've discovered.
What goes around, comes around.

16 January, 2006 10:37  
Blogger Chris Cope said...

Maybe "Om" stands for "Oh, meat!"

16 January, 2006 11:47  
Blogger Jokemail said...

Hi Andraste, I thought you would find my joke posting today particularly interesting, considering the title of your Blog.

17 January, 2006 03:31  
Blogger Andraste said...

tnuc - excellent. you give the girl and/or her dad a break on the rent? I mean...for services rendered?

17 January, 2006 11:39  
Blogger Sterculian Rhetoric said...

Yes !

17 January, 2006 13:05  

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